Chapter 88 - My Empty Stomach II

Today and tomorrow... la la la la la...

Last night I went to watch Pegasus -vs- Phantoms. Yep..that's right folks, MB Cup dah start. Kejadah lah korang nak paham MB Cup tu apa. Size lingerie ke hape. hahaha...Meh aku explain sket. NCBC yg aritu main kira mcm off-record tournament yg dianjurkan oleh Selangor (<-- kot). KL pon ada, tapi dipanggil KL Open dan MB Cup adalah tournament Selangor yang unggul. Special'nya tournament KL ngan Selangor ni adalah, player2 utk state masa Petronas Cup nanti akan dipilih kat situ. So, sape yang teringin nak main state, kena la cemerlang, gemilang dan terbilang masa tournament nih. I didn't put much hope for that. Janji Cencorot power, aku sekadar pelakon extra je....
OK, review for that match. As expected, the young guns thrived (<-- btol ke perkataan nih). Pegasus menang tapi perbezaan score x byk. First 3 quarters, Pegasus didn't show any explosion; though they have Masri (<-- kira cam legend. Hahahaah..iya ke?). Whether team lain dah study gameplay diorang, atau diorang masih diawan-awangan lepas menang few tourneys before. Quite physical game, the one yang aku try utk elakkan. Susah la... kat luar kawan siap bertepuk-tampar, dalam court masing2 bagi siku, lutut ngan bontot. Elok2 dtg nak main basketball, ko gi blasah main UFC. But that's the beauty of the game. Abis game, ko "teman tapi mesra" balik..
Sepanjang aku duduk kat sideline, dengarla komentar2 amatur mahupon separa professional. Sekali lagi, aku selaku extra, duduk diam je la.... What else to say? Aku pon bkn reti main basketball sangat. Xleh komen lebey. I just need to be ready for tonight's game.

Line-up:~

• Qayyum - G
• Ah Seng - G
• Emy - G
• Aziem - F,G
• Aku - G
• Azhar - F
• Nabil - C
• Shah - C
• Hafiz - G
• Faiz - F
• Kuda - G,F
• Tajol - F,C

==Korang bukan kenal mamat2 nih, so buat2 kenal je la...==

From ncbasketball forum, I can say that Cencorot is being overly-rated. How to cope with the expectations...? My young padawans out there, pray for us....

Chapter 87 - 4 Days To Go.

My 2 months of practical is nearing the end. Hepi3... after this leh la aku consentrate kat kelas. Byk kelas yg aku dah tuang; secara sengaja mahupon x sengaja. Especially kelas bahasa jepun ngan kelas cisco. It's hard to miss the japanese classes. Sekali miss mmg susah nak catch-up. Bukan aku ada private tutor atau paling busuk pon housemate yang amik jepun skali. Kelas cisco pon sama.... Tu je kelas yg aku bleh ampu lecturer. Kalau x dtg, kena ampu lebih la... Hahahahahh

4 days to go, there are more things I need to learn. I realized it just now. I was suprised to see my neighbor here at the office this morning. He's a good friend to my brother. He's doing some hardware installation dan aku pon menyibok sama since I've got nothing to do. BZ BZ BZ.... Dah dapat tajuk tesis. Just some exploration of idea. Thanx to Ily. Try mintak permission nak co-op ngan dia...

Chapter 86 - My Empty Stomach

Har har har (<-- gelak macam Davy Jones)...Lepas ni summon Kraken lak, ajak gelak sama2. What's the occasion? Nothing much, just to commemorate "somebody" losing BIG TIME at wedding organizing. Al-kisah, semalam aku jadi bidan terjun bila kena join skali pegi wedding cousin kat Dewan Perdana Felda, blakang UTM Semarak tu. Remember my cousin who got married last week? Yeah, this time her hubby's turn. OMG!! super-the-very-grand-giler majlis tu. Makes me doubt, "ape keje bapak laki ni sampai afford buat wedding kaw2 cenggini?". Turn out that the family are in banking industry. OK, jadi bidan terjun wasn't a bad thing afterall... my other cousins came as well. So, aku x boring sangat2 which most of the time kitorang dok gelak je. One thing I'd learn yesterday was, bila invite besan nyer family, jgn kedekut kasi table. Last week kat Istana hotel kitorang (<-- aku x terlibat sama) allocate 3 tables for groom's family... dah bagi 3, dia pon balas 3 la..... sedey2. Anyhoo, the wedding was superb. Pak Long aku tewas teruk (<--although it's not a competition). The money flows from the other party proves that you're not as rich as you think. Korang mesti pikir, "Apa la dosa pak long ngko sampai ko kutuk dia cenggini?"....

1st of all, aku bukan mengutuk, but presenting the facts.
2nd of all, erm...err...yeah, I admit that I'm not THAT fond to my pak long. He started it first, OK?!
::Sebab xde gamba mereka2 ini, aku terpaksa subsitute'kan gambar mereka. Kira lebih-kurang la ::

Venue
PL = Hotel Istana. Big hall and nice-to-see chandelier.
FY = Dewan Perdana Felda. Big hall, no chandelier but stunning starlight ceiling.

Food
PL = So-so.
FY = Better than so-so.

Pelamin
PL = A waste of money. Not amusing at all.
FY = Also a waste of money but match the theme (wedding in the park). Plus, the pelamin was so eye-catching. Marvellous!

Caterer services
PL = Macam x cukup orang.
FY = Ok-lah... Ada sorang tu muka macam Chah. Extra marks there.

Designs
PL = Plain. Biasa2 aje.
FY = Wedding dalam taman. Using 12 real trees. Imagine, real trees in the hall. All the flowers are real. NO bunga plastik.

Emcee
PL = My dad.
FY = Somebody.

Live band
PL = OK. Good selection of songs.
FY = OK. Wearing tux. But I still like the PL one...

Ole-ole
PL = Raisins cake, 2 hersheys and telur rebus in porcelin case.
FY = 2 Farrero Roche and telur pindang in wood case.

Misc.
PL = No speech.
FY = Speech yang berjela2 dan unnecessary. Who want to hear the groom's boring history. I'm there to eat, idiot.

The verdict ~ The winner is obviously not my Pak Long. Har Har Har... long live Davy Jones.

Chapter 85 - We Are Fiances

Somos novios
Pues los dos sentimos mutuo amor profundo
Y con eso ya ganamos lo más grande
De este mundo

Nos amamos, nos besamos
Como novios
Nos deseamos y hasta a veces sin motivo y
Sin razón, nos enojamos

Somos novios
Mantenemos un cariño limpio y puro
Como todos
Procuramos el momento más obscuro

Para hablarnos
Para darnos el más dulce de los besos
Recordar de qué color son los cerezos
Sin hacer mas comentarios, somos novios

~Andrea Bocelli + Christina Aguilera

Chapter 84 - Hopelessly Confuse

You can do much more with RM50 k than spent it all just for dewan and sucky food for RM90 sekepala. Give me that much money, I'll have the wedding everybody wish they have; Great food, comfortable venue, superb live band and strippers. The only time that I enjoyed was when we boys (<-- yang dah ada anak-bini pon ikut gak. Infact, derang la ringleader) went for karaoke at Imbi Plaza's News KTV. 5 hours to the wedding, kitorang amik cab gi Imbi pastu karaoke x ingat dunia. Bini call semua haram x nak angkat. Takut kantoi. 2 jam lepas tu balik ke hotel naik monorel. 1st time naik monorel even though aku orang KL....

Akhirnya orang semua dah konfem yang CT mmg bercinta dan akan kawen ngan DK. Walaupon x berahsia lagi, tapi bila media pulun tanya soalan masa PC semalam, jawapan "Biarlah Rahsia" masih lagi faveret CT. Mungkin masih dalam mood mempromosikan lagu baru dia tu. So aku pon bukak la radio ERA yang katanya #1 kat M'sia ni dan dengar la lagu "Suka Hati Engkaulah" diikuti dengan lagu "Hensemkah Orang Tua Itu". Aku pon SMS la hantar request lagu kat ERA. X banyak, 1 lagu je... "Mungkinkah Kerana Dia Kaya". Tunggu punya tunggu x jugak diudarakan lagu pilihan aku. Kembali ke tajuk asal.... Aku dengar yang DK tu mula tertarik ngan CT personally bila dia dtg umah CT time nak handle event grand CT kat London satu masa dahulu. CT pakai kain batik mcm orang kampung yang lain eventhough dia celeb top nasional. Cakap sopan santun, cedukkan nasi kat DK time nak makan....alahai, manisnya CT ketika itu. HHmpf.. Cuba kalau Nirmala Bonat yang pakai kain batik dan cedukkan DK nasi.... haram la DK nak pandang dia seblah mata. Nasi yang dia cedukkan pon belum tentu dia nak jamah. CT pon skrg dah cantik, dulu masa dia nyanyi lagu "Jerat Percintaan" sape pon x kesah sangat pasal muka dia pon macam jerat pelanduk time tu.
Wedding theme: 'Perkahwinan didalam taman'. Alang2 nak dalam taman toksah buat kat KLCC. Buat je trus kat Taman Negara, Pahang. Kan cukup flora dan fauna kat sana tu... mingle along with ulat gonggok sebesar french bread dan kumbang sebesar beg murid2 sekolah rendah kat Mesia ni.

Chapter 83 - Wedding Sleeper

Just came back from family wedding at Bangsar. The wedding that I'll never forget for I didn't eat anything at all. Well, except for air bandung. Not that I'm on diet mission yg x pernah menjadi, but because I didn't feel well. Lepas aku menyibuk sama handle hantaran girls, aku naik bilik cousin aku trus tido. Well, for 2 hours of tidur2 ayam, plus 2 bijik panadol, aku masih lagi demam. Bila masanya nak makan? bangun2 trus mak ajak balik. Balik je la..... lagipon sok ada ceremony kat Hotel Istana. Harap makan sana sok sedap2 blaka.

Ah....2 weeks more for my practical. SV aku dah cukup masak ngan aku. Xleh tinggalkan aku kejap, lepas tu trus ghaib. Tobat la xnak buat lagi, mau dia fail'kan praktikal aku, mau berpeluh nak menjawab ngan penyelia practical aku..... Adeh, rasa cam nak ponteng lak Isnin ni.

Chapter 82 - To Satisfy The Lust

Huaarghh *sigh.... Still feel sore. Lama dah x main futsal ngan classmate. Last night sblm tido, bantai main bluff sampai pukul 2 pagi. 5 hours of sleep then going to work. 3 days of absent, much happening here. Staff marketing, PR, etc. dok busy pasal business trip ke Sabah. Tepon meja aku dah jadi tepon operator, so every 3 to 5 minutes, there is someone at my cubicle making calls. Aigoo.. Oh! forgot to mention, there is another practical student here. SHE's here doing database and stuff. Didn't have time to talk yet as I am busy doing nothing (<-- as usual). But everytime I looked around, she's in her world of YM! Same here.

Thank god we found the ADSL router's receipt. Otherwise, we would consider on buying a new one. And that mean more money wasting. Dah la kereta mencekik duit minyak, tambah lak ngan hal2 remeh. Semalam lak aku kluarkan duit beli bola futsal. Mintak ngan dak2 ni memang liat. Boleh lak time nak bayar bojan leh buat2 tgk knee pad, bukan nak hulur duit. Rasa cam nak lutut kan je mamat tuh. Hmm..tunggu duit ptptn je nih. Manyak mende mau beli maaa... V3X is in my wishlist.

Lupa lak nak kutuk UiTM. Camne leh lupa ni.... New semester, but same ol' problem. PENDAFTARAN yang semacam sial. Until now, 4th day in the new semester, I didn't register yet.

Before ~

• Pro : Register online (accessible anywhere)
• Cons : Problems with class. Some of them are suddenly full without any student in it. Apo UiTM ni bela jin ke hape? Daftar secara ghaib. Hahahha... ingat jin xnak belajar networking ke?
• Cons : Still with the class. Some of the class size are not precise. 1 batch Networking students ada dalam 70 orang (<-- roughly). Kelas 2 bijik offer utk 15 students each. 15 x 2 = 30. Mampusla lagi baki 20 students kena belajar sendiri dan lagi 20 students tenung siling umah sewa/hostel tatkala kawan2 mereka tgh kusyuk belajar.
  

Now ( with installation of SRMMFLS 1.0 System abbv of "Stupid Registration Make Me Feel Like Stupid 1.0 System") ~

• Cons : Admin dah registerkan on behalf of students (<-- Apo derang nih dah xde keje lain ke. Mesti dah mati akal, tak tau nak buat apa ngan masa terluang)
• Cons : Register on location (<-- Imagine 6 PCs for over hundreds of students. ==Latest update== 4 PCs available for registration) (<-- bangang kan?)
  

第81 章 - 来年週

私はとても眠い。私はなぜ働くことを行かなければならないか。

ポイントは何のそれを理解するだれでもなしのblog を持たれているか。地獄I の心配! それは私のblog である。Hahahahaha.... とにかく、
それを翻訳したいと思えば翻訳のためのインターネットの公正な調査。google に自身の翻訳サービスがある。翻訳する行きなさい!

私がポストを無駄にしたいと思うこと起こされる。これの後で、私は新しいポストを作成する。英語。人私が自分自身によってこれらを書いたと考えなければならない。悪事。私が言っていることを理解できる人々があればちょうどテストする。

天気の良い日を過しなさい!

Chapter 80 - I'm Mr Lonely

Ahhh.......*sigh
All my friends have finished their practical. YM! aku begitu lengang sekali. Before, I were "lonely no more (Rob Thomas)", but now I'm "Lonely (Akon)". ( <-- shiwang suka lagu nih, ye la..jiwa kesepian. hahahaha) This year ada 3 family wedding. Of course the grand one is my Mak Long and Datuk Seman's daughter. Orang kaya lebih kuah dari sudu. Buat wedding kat Umah (akad nikah) dan dekat Hotel Istana, Bukit bintang. Waduh2... anak kamu kawen mmg x sah kalu x buat kat hotel2 atau dewan2 yg grand. The first 2 daughters of them were celebrated at Dewan Merak Kayangan. The first twin was at Hotel Hilton, PJ. This 2nd twin is at Hotel Istana. I bet the last one (only son) gonna be super big. Aku kawen nanti pasang khemah tepi umah je. Yep, even if I'm married to a Hollywood actress (<--- like that gonna happen). As usual, there are wedding meeting and I went to one of it last night. The best part was food testing. Try caterer yg akan cater utk wedding nanti. Hahahaha....

Adeh... keta xleh start lagi. Apa la problem kamu lagi???

I was attracted to the an incident happened yesterday. Seorang Ibu dan 2 orang anaknya mati digilis kereta api di Seremban setelah memasuki kawasan landasan keretapi yang tidak berpagar. Anaknya, 8 years old mangakui yang ibunya mengatakan yang "kita semua akan pergi mati". Yes, it was a tragic accident. Teringat pulak kat anuar. Not that he's having the same incident, but I like to ask him a legal question. If I'm a lawyer, I'll approach the deceased family and offer my service to represent them to sue KTM. Being a plaintiff, my case was about to get compensation over KTM's negligence for not having the landasan keretapi properly fenced which had caused the tragic accident. The question is, what my chances of winning?
But KTM can argue that the woman in not in the right state of mind. According to her 8 years old daughter, she did intent to commit suicide. How strong is the 8 years old statement when she testify to the court? If she intent to commit suicide, there's still other way of doing it. Therefore, the defendent surely gonna argue the insanity of the deceased.

As for me, if this going to happen, KTM surely gonna lose due to negligence.
Anuar......mana kamu???? Balik cepat, boleh kita mooting. hahahhaa

====Disclaimer=====
Things that have been said are strictly for inside discussion. It is for study and knowledge purposes. Writer have nothing to do if any of this writing are publicised.

Chapter 79 - What's The Odd

What is the odd of having car trouble for 3 days in-a-row? Slim, yet happened to me last week.

1st day ~
The first one is with Kancil. Susah nak start lepas jalan jauh. Kebetulan, time tu aku singgah di Greenwood lepas balik dari keje ( <-- Cyberjaya-to-umah ). Bila nak start balik x bleh. Adeh! nasib baik ada pakcik yang baik. Dia offer nak tolak keta, I cannot say no to him. Maybe dia lebih arif.... Tolak pon xleh jalan, aku cakap, "Xpe la pakcik, nanti saya panggil mekanik je la...". Akur dgn situasi, aku pon mintak tumpang pakcik tu balik umah. Later that night, I went to fetch it with my brother.

2nd day ~
Memandangkan Kancil bermasalah, aku hanta utk servis kat Perodua Sri Gombak. Maka, pergilah kerja dgn Iswara omak aku. No problem at all....until the time I'm going to UIA to play basket. Tgh kesibukan org balik kerja, kereta mati kat Greenwood ( <-- apo ado puako kek greenwood tu ke hapo?! Asik2 keto den mati kek situ sajo....). Dok tunggu lampu traffic untuk menghijau, bleh lak mati. Lane kanan plak tu. Adeh! Aku pon keluar keta dan melambai2 kat satu brader yg tgh tunggu aweknya ( mungkin ) di seberang jalan. Nasib yang baik dia dtg tolong. Tapi 1 horsepower mana cukup, aku pon cuba la thn mat2 motor mintak tolong.... malangnya, masing2 buat bodoh saje ( <-- mungkin mereka memang bodoh kot). Nasib lagi dtg 2-3 uncle tolong tolak ke seberang jalan. Park je kat situ, aku trus call pomen. Ah! rupa2nya masalah bateri..."Keto auto nih meme make bateri. Xpe.... abe amikke bateri deh". There goes RM 150 ~~~~

3rd day ~
Al-kisah keta Kancil masih dibengkel. Mmg kena amik arini, kalau x menapak la aku pegi Cyberjaya. HAhahahaha ....mungkin tidak. Iswara yang dah ok baterinya, masih xleh start. Petrol abih daaaa.... 1 hal la plak nak gi beli petrol. Keta lak xde. Pikir2, decide guna keta abang aku. Kereta volvo dia sewel sket. Lambat panas. Dari umah ke petrol stesen tu asik gear 1 je. Kalau stesen depan umah xpe gak... Sbb lambat panas, dia xleh nak tukar gear. So, rev kaw2 la keta tu..... Setel minyak, amik Kancil, trus aku pegi Cyber.....Huhuhuhuhu.....