Chapter 55 - Crap Dealer

I've to deal with lots of crap. I hate crap. Dealing with it makes me feel like crap. But Im doing fine. I've learned thing or two. Doing my own laundry, hate it though. But as long it help me build some muscle, then it's ok. I think Im not strong. I need more muscles. I can't throw a 3-point ball without throwing my whole body. I need to jog more. My stamina sucks! With the upcoming bball tournament, I dont want to be sidelined because of my stamina. Ordinary people are advised to jog/exercise 20 minutes a day, and 3 times a week. That makes 60 minutes of exercise. I played bball for 1 hour 1/2 each time. Say that I played 4 times a week, so that makes 6 hours. So Im doing 600% more than I should. But that wont be count as Im not constantly running for that 6 hours. VBJDKSHhfaoi;gfsdfhsd;afi;us........... Blur.............. Sleepy....... Mengarut.......... Talking shit..............

Anyhoo..... I've got a housemate that crazy-love to spoil things by telling the outcome of animes or movies that Im watching..... I admit that I hate spoilers. Why he has to ruined everything by telling me things that I saved for last, which is the thrills and the unexpected ending. Yea....he is one of the crap Im dealing with.

Last month, I'd finished watching House season 1 and suddenly I want to be a doctor. Last week, I watched The Intepreter and suddenly I want to be UN Intepreter. Last friday, I watched Baik Punya Cilok and suddenly I want to go pancing ikan. I never doubt that television got power. Power to change, power to encouraged, power to touched, and whatever power i dont want to waste my time typing on it.

Oh... Crap is contagious. Fact of life...

Chapter 54 - Bring It On

Home alas.... It's great to be at home. New semester, new feeling, new motivation, new person. No complaint though. Oh yeah, except apsal harga minyak mahal ek? Walaupun ada subsidi dari kerajaan, aku still rasa mahal.

~Dasar x kenang jasa la kau ni~

"Ah, orang lain pon camni. Komplen harga minyak mahal padahal, negara jiran berebut2 seberang sempadan nak isi minyak Mesia. Minyak kat Mesia ni kira murah siot! Kena la ngan cost of living kat Mesia. Kalau nak bukak cerita pasal jurang ekonomi antara kaum + kedudukan geografi yg menyumbang kepada ketidakseimbangan taburan ekonomi, sampai esok x sudah. Dah la.... bayar je la."

~Ye la.... Takat subsidi 1.024 seliter baik xyah. Lebih la sket!~

"Banyak cekadak ko.... abis kalau duit kerajaan (yg merupakan duit rakyat) abih disalur kat situ, camne ekonomi nak berkembang. Bangunan x naik, jalan x turap. Pastu komplen lagi. Ah! Malas la nak cerita ngan orang yang x buta ekonomi ni. Baik korang masuk UiTM, dapat belajar ekonomi (x kira la course apa ko amik kat situ, semua WAJIB amik). At least berisi otak korang; ye la... daripada dok isi ngan gosip majalah mangga ngan URTV."

~Tapi UiTM x diiktiraf antara Universiti terbaik dunia... buat apa nak blajar kat situ. Lagipon bukan ke UiTM ni tmpt utk anak2 melayu yg x lepas nak blajar kat U yg lebih glemer kat Mesia ni.~

"1st of all, toksah gatal2 nak cari dalam senarai tu, memang xde. UiTM x boleh dimasuksenaraikan sebab UiTM bukan la U yg open. Meaning, bumiputra only. Inilah institusi yang nak menolong orang2 melayu dari zaman Tun Abdul Razak lagi. Kalau ko rajin cari orang gagal @ flunk @ menjahanamkan bangsa dari UiTM ni, mesti ko ada masa nak cari orang yang berjaya mengharumkan nama Mesia dan memajukan bangsa dan negara yg dtg dari UiTM. Ye la, nak kata UiTM ada pompuan bersalin anak haram dalam jamban, kat U lain pon ada. Nak kata UiTM ada rakaman blue, UM pon ada, UNITAR pon ada. Ah! UTM pon ada. Pendek kata semua U ada la..."

~Kalau cuma utk bumiputra, kenapa dalam kelas aku ada minah dari Maldives? Siap x leh cakap melayu lagi...~

"Eh, ko ni dak UiTM ke...? Pegi mampus la kau.... "

Ah...cerita pasal minyak, RM10 for my kancil can last for 3 days top (in Shah Alam only). So, apa cerita.... mana nak cekau duit. PTPTN x masuk lagi. Garu kepala........

Congratulation to my brader, Syam and sis in law for giving me a nephew. Damn cute boy named after my grandad, Amirul Fahrin Thambychek. Yea, my grandad's name is on the last part. Figure hows that gonna fit into IC... Anyway, siap la kau!! Apa yg abah kau buli aku masa aku kecik2 dulu akan kubalas padamu. Hahahaahahaha..... 26 Dec 05, 3.30 am, Hospital Selayang.

Chapter 53 - My Result Sucks!!!

Just found out my xm result yesterday. Kinda bad. Actually worse. I'm having this feeling of 'Jasin reLive' back. Well, I can say that the result came at really bad time as I'm going to ask my dad for sponsorship for my basketball team. Kept telling myself that things going out as planned, but who knows?? Well, as usual... I'm fully motivated to study as new semester creeping in closer. But 'as usual', It'll lost it in the middle of semester. Look what happened last semester. Talking bout having trouble waking up in the morning. But I'm really optimistic for this new semester. That is what I have put in mind. Telling my mom about the result IS bad, wait until I tell my dad; it worst! It's time to turn the tide! Chewah.....

My landlord already called me yesterday, asking bout december's rent. Gotta lie a bit. Mana nak cekau duit masa cuti2 ni? That's why aku mintak sblm cuti, tapi 2 orang je yg bayar. Hampas! PTPTN aku dah kering, ASB aku pon dah cecah tahap bahaya. Luckily, dah ada housemate yg offer diri nak bayar esok. Nampaknya cita2 utk beli graphic card baru bukanlah sekadar angan kosong....hahahaha

Baik Punya Cilok best! Jangan x tengok. Lawak yg fresh dan trademark dari Afdlin. Unlike Apek Senario nyer lawak yang gitu-gitu ntah hape-hape.... All the casts are tremendous and brilliant. Nice story line. Kira baik punya cilok la....

Chapter 52 - Due To Unavoidable Circumstances

Ah....it's been 39 days since my last post. Well, nothing much happened in my life. Abis xm bulan lepas, aku lepak rumah, menghabiskan beras, gula dan garam; petang2 nak main bball asyik hujan je. Cuma 3-4 hari lepas aku sakit perut, so most of my time I was sleeping or playing PS2. Kawan2 ajak main basket pon terpaksa reject. Anyway, these are about our local 'little' entertainment industry:

• Lagi artis kawin dengan duit. "Juliana Banos & Mokhtar Love Forever"?????, the correct would be, "Juliana Banos & Mokhtar Love For 3 Years".
• Lagi artis bercerai. Noraniza Idris vs Fareez. "Walaupun kami bercerai, tapi saya masih sayangkan Fareez" - Noraniza. My Ass!! Kalau sayang kenapa bercerai kak oi...
• Lagi artis pukul camera-man. No comment. Fazura sucks!
• Lagi artis hisap dadah. "Saya hisap dadah, saya bertaubat, berilah saya peluang kedua..." - Ameng. Biasanya yang mintak peluang kedua ni mesti akan mintak peluang ketiga. Ingat senang ke berenti hisap. X kira la hisap rokok ke, syabu ke, ice ke, gam ke, dadah ke....
• Lagi artis fantastic. Im looking forward for Afdlin new movie, Baik Punya Cilok. Awie ada, AC Mizal ada, Hans ada.... fantastic la mamat nih. Bulat dan fantastic.
• Lagi artis berlagak. "Saya x takut. Jangan tuduh saya fitnah Siti (mmg bukan saya yang buat tapi itu saya yang sruh) dan saya memang diserang depan bangunan TV3 (x tipu punya... tapi saya kena serang dgn diri sendiri la....)" - Kak Pah. Lagu kak mmg bleh tahan, tapi perangai kak tu yg xleh handle. Eh... Kak ke, patut pangkat Mak dah.....

I'm going to catch King Kong tonight with my fellow frens. Hopefully that movie wont give me much yawn as Hulk. Narnia and Harry Potter rock!!! Rock x rock la...sampai balik rumah tu aku terus download Harry Potter 5: Order of Pheonix ngan Harry Potter 6: Half-Blood prince. Layan seh!!!