Chapter 143 - Mock

I've read this on someone's friendster account. U know, the part where u briefly write something about yourself.. So she wrote this,

"NEVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT"

Wow. That is deep..... deep in Crap Land. How did I add her as my friend. Honestly. I must be friggin sleepy. Well, I just want to know something bout her, and all I get is this. I can imagine how she'll do in work interview...


Mr. Interviewer : Well, by the look from your resume, it fit the requirement that we needed as a marketing director here in SureLingkup Sdn Bhd... Great communication skills, exellent grades from your university, oh.. you even went to "Microsoft Words Camp for Incompetence Beings" in 98...Yep, I was there a year before. But....the thing is, your profile seems to be missing here. Can you briefly explain about yourself?

Miss XXXX : I NEVER EXPLAIN MYSELF TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES ME WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mr. Interviewer : Er....Okay...... I guess profile is not that important.. Who cares if you a serial murderer, arsonist or a horse rapist... as long as you can sell, sell, sell. Right? So, how much you demand for your salary?

Miss XXX X : I NEVER EXPLAIN MY SALARY DEMAND TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES ME WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mr. Interviewer : Errrr.....Alright.........

silent

Mr. Interviewer : So, I assume you OK with basic of RM2000. Well, don't you want to know about your benefits from working here?

Miss XXXX : NEVER EXPLAIN YOUR COMPANY'S BENEFITS TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOUR COMPANY DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOUR COMPANY WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mt. Interviewer : Working hour?

Miss XXXX : NEVER EXPLAIN YOUR COMPANY'S WORKING HOUR TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOUR COMPANY DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOUR COMPANY WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mr. Interviewer : Allowance?

Miss XXXX : NEVER EXPLAIN YOUR COMPANY'S ALLOWANCE TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOUR COMPANY DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOUR COMPANY WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mr. Interviewer : You are a friggin retard!

Miss XXXX : I NEVER EXPLAIN MY RETARDNESS TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES ME WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mr. Interviewer : OK! This session is officially over! You can go now!

Miss XXXX : So.......When can I start?

Mr. Interviewer : Go to hell!

Chapter 142 - Funniest Ever

You think Simpsons is funny? THINK AGAIN. The best cartoon ever in the world is definitely the Family Guy. I used to watched Simpsons, and still watching... but nothing beats this cartoon. Some says cartoon is for kids or for fags. They are wrong! they are wrong.......


Simpsons or Futurama (which is better than simpsons) are from the same creator. The are more to typical slapstick joke. But the sarcasm in Family Guy is much entertaining. The stupidity beyond human can ever NOT think of. They have talking dog, talking baby, sex-addict neighbor and bunch of hillarious casts. Plus, it does not discriminate or biased to any religious, politic or race faction. It does not. They just punch holes on everyone of it. But, I might say that this cartoon can be insulting or not being sensitive to some viewers. Everyone got their own way to cope with that. FIY, this cartoon was aired in Msian TV, but the show was stopped after 2-3 episodes because its just "not suitable for Malaysian viewers". Who cares.... I downloaded all 6 seasons anyways. And you should too...

You know; what is not funny? HOTFM! Tell u this, my mom listens to radio when she's in kitchen, and when I'm driving, I always flipping the stations. And most of the time I hit the HotFM, the crap of Fara and Faizal stupid sideshows always on the air. The one when both DJ badmouthing each other. At first, it was bit funny as each other throws out facts that quite amusing like, sometimes Fara Fauzana didn't get her morning shower as she were late to the radio station. But, as time goes, the stupid sideshow getting lame, boring and burn-to-my-eardrum. I wish I can go to there, grab a microphone..ok, couple of microphones, and shove it in u know where.

Oh..Selamat berpuasa... ciao

Chapter 141 - Weekdays

I just got back from Bandung, Indonesia. It’s a 4 days trip with my family. Well, nothing fancy, just an ordinary family vacation. Some wise man said, jauh berjalan luas pandangan. (Walaupon aku pegi x jauh sangat..sekadar negara seberang je) Yeah….point taken. Going to other places is not the same like it was during my childhood. This might be lame…just bear with it; it do teach us something valuable. Especially, going to a place which was devastated by economic depression some years ago and still clawing their way out of poverty and scarcity. Pe lak yang aku repekkan nih.. but the truth is, it makes me appreciate more of our country... Malaysia. It’s true that our Malaysia still lack something, because people NEVER satisfy by the way, but truly Malaysia is a great nation. Bukan nak kata aku patriotic asbab aura kemerdekaan ke-50 baru2 nih…just the trip was an eye opener.

Rata2 mereka hanya lulusan high school, which is equal to our SPM. And many of those who lives in rural area, pretty much didn't finish their school. Those yg financially capable have the opportunity to continue their study in tertiery level. Unlike we in Msia, we got PTPTN, MARA, JPA, FAMA and all sorts of scholarship. Di sana tiada badan kerajaan yg provide such financial aid. We're soo lucky, abih SPM or STPM we are given opportunity to continue our study regardless of our financial status and of course need to fulfill the requirement needed. Miskin, kaya... sume bleh apply tajaan. Tp bila nak bayar balik sume jadi liat. Agagagaga..

Peribumi sana adalah majority, like Malay in Msia. Government Msia gives so much aid to bumiputra entrepreneurs for their kick start in business. Gives money and guides, incentive, this and those discounts. But, it wasn't the same for peribumi di sana. Exactly "u r on your own" approach. Those yg nak start business must get their own capital, pajak la mobil or tanah, asalkan bleh dapat duit utk berbisnes. And there is no special privilege for peribumi sana... rough huh....

Traffic in Jakarta is horrible. Imagine 5 lanes goes 9. Ntah macam mana mereka bersempit pon tatau. But despite that, i never see any accident. Just once I saw lori terbalik, but that got nothing to do with their driving attitude. Jakarta punya jam tetiap ari dari pagi hingga malam. Believe me when I say that jem di sana sampai pkl 11 malam. Kita kat KL pon paling busuk sesak sampai pkl 8-9. Dem! I can't stand the traffic. Going from point A to point B in the same district can take your 30-45 minutes away. Pening.....those yg panas baran jgn la jejak ke Jakarta. Although I am complaining about traffic kat sana, but attitude drivers sana is much better than us. I dunno how, derang bleh potong queue, mencelah2 depan mata, but never pandang slack kat driver keta lain. We in Msia nih kalau nampak org hogging jalan ke, kena potong ke...kita potong balik pastu pandang driver keta tu macam nak carik gaduh. Honestly, i'm quite sad ngan mentality drivers in Msia...

Beware of zombie.... Hahahaa... Everytime u go to a tourist spot, mesti ada penjual jalanan yg mengerumuni anda even seblom korang turun dari tour bus. U can never get rid of them even if u says no. They'll follow u and it is pretty much annoying. Once, we went to a volcano crater, those guys just never give up and annoys me...just thinking to throw them into the crater. All of them...

One advise about touring with your family. DON'T GO WITH YOUR FAMILY. I dunno if it just me, but going with family bores me. My dad pretty much dictate the tour, shopping and everything. I can't buy an imitate Levi Jeans for RM40 just because he thinks that's expensive...for imitation. Well, it was our last day, and I still got 200,000++ rp ~ RM 100. I dont care to splash the money. That's why it is call SHOPPING. He bought me pants according to his dressing specification. I won't go into details about that. 1 thing we agreed was, the hate of going shopping with women. Adeh... can't stand to accompany ibu2 and sister choosing kain batik, kain tudung dan segala jenis kain.

Well, the trip was badly adjusted.. Arrived at Bandung around 12 am. The next day full of site visit.. managed to shop a bit at Factory outlet mall. The third day, left for Jakarta after breakfast and arrived bit late in the evening after some visits. Check out on 4th day and head back to Msia. Sucks! Lemme tell to those who intend on going on trip similar to mine. Bandung is much much better than Jakarta. The weather were very good..considering the place is on a highland. And do your shopping at Bandung. Many factory outlets there as well as a row of street selling jeans. Go crazy there. At jakarta, if u avoiding traffic..then its better to stay at Jakarta Tua. If u going for shopping and happening stuff, better stay at Jakarta Baru. Well.... that's all. I'm sucks at writing review. Ciao.