Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Chapter 169 - Good Deal

ANDA MAHU KURUS?!
DO YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT?!

MAU TULUN BELAT BADAN?!

BERAT BADAN JUGA MAU TURUN?!


Percayalah bahawa anda akan kehilangan 14 kg dalam masa 19 hari. Malah lebih lagi pon boleh. Just enroll in our programme; anytime. U are guaranteed to lose those stubborn fats and cellulites. U can have the sexy looks that u always dreamt of. Angelina Juli, Shakirah, Beyoncit... all you can be.

Package tentative:
Day 1
  • Brought to the camp location, Gunung Tahan. Any telecommunication devices will be taken and anything in your pocket will be confiscated. For isolation purposes...
  • U will blindfolded and brought to an unknown location.
  • U'll be leaved there and hence commence the survive-on-your-own program
Day 2-19
  • U are still in the mentioned program*
  • Lost
Day 17
  • We will dispatch a team of search-and-rescue
Day 21
  • We will call off the search-and-rescue team as u will declared 'unable to be found'**
*IF you're still alive
**Dead

Testimoni

"Masuk muka tongkang pecah, keluar macam maya karin" - Suraya, penjawat awam

Ya, seharusnya Hutan Gunung Tahan dihuni oleh bunian2 yang berkerjaya sebagai plastic surgeon.

You will get your desired results as you got through the program.
Enroll now!!

1 comment:

.: RuFaI :. said...

huhu...program ape ni...xpena dibuat org...

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