Chapter 70 - The Hate

World Cup; the most biggest sport event in the world. Tak payah nak heboh, semua dah tau. X perlu aku kasi tau yang WC kali ni diadakan kat Germany. Aku suka gila ngan bola sepak, tapi event kali ni aku kurang hype sket. Bukan sebab Rooney x main ke hape, tapi mmg aku kurang amik kesah. Aku lebih excited ttg off-season transfer window. Lebih gemar nak tau sape pegi dan datang. Tapi WC karang aku tetap menontonnya kat TV. Aku jeleskan kengkawan yang ada disekitar Europe pasal diorang dapat tgk Live waktu prime, kita yang berada di timezone yang berbeza ni payah sket pasal kena bersekang mata sbb nak tgk live. Tgk delayed punya x best la...
Skrg ni all participated team are busy with their warm-up matches.
Pagi tadi sempat la tengok Astro tunjuk highlight matches and one of it is Japan. X ingat lawan apa, tapi Jepun mmg bagus la. Jauh meninggalkan team2 asia yang lain. Apatah lagi nak compare ngan team bolasepak kita yang suatu ketika dahulu pernah gah. Nak salahkan sape? X baik...jangan asyik salahkan orang je kita. Baca paper, orang tu hentam sana, orang ni hentam sini. Adoi...Bila la nak maju. Kerajaan pon kasi geran 3.5 Juta ringgit je. JE! Mana cukup. Invest la lebih sket. Ikut cara MyTeam tu ada baiknya...mencari player2 kampung yg ada talent tapi malas nak pegi tryout state. Dasar malas! Semua nak kena suap. Bab yang aku setuju tu, bila ada hakikat yang there are talented players hidden somewhere kat Mesia ni. Pegi la cari. jangan asyik harapkan sekolah sukan je yang cuma beberapa bijik je. Amik dari usia muda pastu train. Buat lagi sekolah atau akademi bolasepak.
Antara masalahnya adalah ibu bapa yang nak tengok anak2 diorang jadi arkitek, lawyer, doktor dan apa2 profession yang kasi gaji 4-5 angka. Kalau di England, Argentina, dll, PEMAIN BOLASEPAK adalah 1 profession yg diambilkira. Nak anak diorang jadi pemain bola, dan hantar bebudak tu gi akademi. Bukannye diorang x belajar, tapi belajar sambil bermain. Best gile cenggitu.

Chapter 69 - 69? Huhuhu...Pervert!

What with sports where you need to put a ball into something. Basketball for example; who the hell create this game? 5 men running in a place bound by lines called court while chasing a ball and the purpose of the game is to put the ball into the basket and collect as many point you can. You can't hold-and-run the ball for over 3 steps. It is a dribbling error. Says who?! Sape yang buat rules pelik2 nih. Kalau aku makhluk asing yg datang ke bumi and stumble across a game of basketball, I'll definitely says, "Bodoh la itu manusia. Apa susah2 kejar itu bola. Kasi sorang satu bola kan senang. Since I witnessed this stupid thing, let us destroy this planet".

Anyway, kitorang kalah kat semi tadi.

Have you guys dengar lagu dari Doul. The title is Mananti. Rap melayu yang sedap aku dengar. Walaupun suara cam terencat tapi layan la jugak. Kisah mamat ni sembang ngan awek dia seblom awek dia sambung study jauh2 (fly arr).

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Dekat 19, ni cara kita weh
Lu orang periksa la kalau lu orang nak periksa
Jaga-jaga semua ku baru dalam permainan ini
Menterjemahkan lagu dengan caraku sendiri
Gua ada awek tapi dia nak pergi
Jadi tinggallah gua sorang diri
Gua sayang dia gila weh tapi dia nak chow
Jadi sebelum dia chow, gua cakap
Biar gua cerita lu orang lah
Dengar woi

C/o:
(Oh) aku rela.menantimu
Walaupun aku tak sanggup
Menanggung rindu, tapi yang pasti
Aku (aku).setia kepadamu
Tak gusar pada badai yang akan hadir (lagi)

Verse 1:
Mari intan payung, gua nak kata serba sedikit
Jangan ah renggang, datang dekat sikit, gua tak gigit
Ruang yang luas antara kita dijadikan sempit
Supaya matamu, bertentang mataku yang selebet
Owh..walaupun perpisahan kan kita alami
Toksah sedih, gua tunggu lu kat sini!!
Jangan risau kalau-kalau gua nakal menggatal
Gua tak main gila selagi cinta kita kekal
Owh..cara mu menyayangiku buat gua lambung-lambung
Cara mu memuji manja dah lah memang cun
Buat lutut gua lemah tapi teruskan
Gua langsung tak tersinggung
Mana weh lubelajar sayang?
Gua fikir lu buat gua bingung
Matamu menyinarkan masa depan yang cerah
Berat hati gua, namun terpaksa gua menyerah
Kan mu..tuk kejar impian
Cepat pergi, cepat balik, cepat sikit gua cuba tahan
Ooohh.

Verse 2:
Nak pergi dah ni? Tunggu ah sikit lagi
Gila s**l gua belum puas renung muka lu lagi
Haih macam mane? Nak gua nangis ke apa?
Papehal sekejap lagi gua terpaksa terseksa lah
Walaubagaimanapun, gua nak tinggalkan pesan
Nak dengar, tak nak dengar, sekati lu ah perempuan
Jangan lupa diri, jangan langsung lupa gua
Impian mesti kejar, jangan biar terbiar eh?
Jangan bazir makan weh, perut kene kenyang
Jangan bazir masa dan mak bapak lu punya wang
Maaflah beb, gua takde duit nak kasi
Gua harap cinta dan hati gua memadai
Owh..sampai sini sajalah wahai gadis jelita
Gua tak nangis Cuma habuk terbang masok mata!
Sebelum pergi, ambik gua punya hati
Ingat sayang! Gua cinta lu bagai nak mati!!

Breakdown:
Lat tali lat tali tan plong
Kepadamu pemikiran ku terpesong
Susah gila ku nak menahan (cinta.)
Kerinduan yang telah disebabkan

Outro:
Oi sayang! Sayang! Jangan lupa telefon nanti eh?
Gua tak boleh, telefon rumah dah kene potong!!
Ingat pesan eh? Jangan main gila ngan gua weh..
Lu balik nanti, tau ah kang!!!
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huhuhuhu....

Chapter 68 - My Day Never End

*sigh...damn tired. Feel so much sleepy. Dah bantai pulut kuning 2 pinggan, nasi lauk kari kambing ngan sambal belacan, sambal sotong ngan ayam rempah... mata sape x berat weh... Semua juadah yg disebut tadi aku tibai kat majlis cukur jambul anak sedara aku (fruit son)... Dah 5 bulan, tapi saiz cam dah 2 tahun. Amik genetik abang aku kot. Hahahaha.... Cewah, cakap x tgk cermin.

Alas... I'm gonna do my stupid practical at PJ. This Monday I'm going to get my offer letter and hopefully I'll start immedietely. X larat nak tunggu. Somehow, things screwed up. My friend already called my practical supervisor and informed him that I'm doing my practical with him at this company at Shah Alam. Aigoo.... Sape suruh wei. Kan aku dah kena tepon lecturer Isnin nih....

Dikala ada semifinal game esok, paha aku tergeliat. Well, bukanlah nak brag yg kitorang dapat masuk semi coz aku dapat main pon seminit dua je.. x contribute mana pon. But the win was sweet. After 4 years being with these guys, finally we reached 2nd round and the games keep on better. The win was SO dramatic, well, we need to beat those poor fellow by 7 points and those poor fellow are on a well known team. Guess what, we did win the game by 7 points and it was by our Mr Shiwang with his 3 points buzzer-beater. Those yang x men basketball tu bila baca buat2 paham je la. Thanx to him, but sadly I dont think he's gonna play with us again next year. The team is not big enough to fit his huge talent... that's what I think.

Chapter 67 - It's Hard Waking Up In The Morning

It's thursday. Still unemployed, still x baiki PC kat umah ni, still x bawak balik PC kat Shah Alam. Aku dengan sengaja membiarkannya online 24/7 sebab tgh download cerita. Member dari praktikal sume kasi bakar je bila hantar sms atau email.

"Wei, simpan la email company korang tu....x hingin aku nak hantar email kat engkorang..."

Actually, I envy them. Jahanam punya company yang hilangkan application aku. Adoi...banyak la kelas yg terpaksa ponteng awal semester depan sbb nak cukupkan 2 bulan praktikal. Hmmm dapat praktikal pun mcm mana... bangun pagi pun pkl 11. Hahahaha.....

Chapter 65 - One Down, How Many To Go I Don't Know

Selamat Pengantin Baru kepada my mate Lokman Hamid. X ku sangka jodoh kau begitu cepat dari aku. Ingat aku jalan dulu. Hahahaha.... anyway, going to his place at Telok Gong, Klang wasn't easy. Hampas punya pelukis peta. There is no recognizable landmark on the map. We're past through Tesco, Hospital Ampuan Rahimah and numbers of landmarks they can put on the map, but NO they wont. Maybe this is part of the activities suggested by En Hamid and co. Ala-ala treasure hunt kiranya...sape sampai dapat makan nasi kenduri. After all, they got cabutan bertuah during the majlis. Yes, and it is the first time in my life to attend kenduri that have cabutan bertuah. Maybe I would consider to have BINGO session during mine. No offense.
During the way home, I've been to the part of Klang that I've never seen or been (Tersalah masuk junction). Besau gak Klang nih. Ada jugak pekan koboi kat ceruk-ceruk sana. Teringat balik masa kat Jasin.....

Next one would be Ustat Din. Thanx to Izah kerna bagitau. Ntah bila nak sampai kad. Busuk2 pun jemput pakai mulut pon jadilah ustat wei.... Maybe busy preparing for the wedding. Hope the wedding is not outside of Klang Valley. Otherwise aku takkan pergi, unless ada orang nak drive'kan aku.

Rite now, Man U is in the driving seat for securing 2nd place in EPL. They are doing well this season (at least better than the previous one). 2nd place mean automatic CL spot and that's pretty much good, coz players are not strained with busy schedule in the early season. Bit shaky here and there, otherwise they're keeping the Barclays throphy right now. Quite unfortunate, but I believe it will come to us next season.

Chapter 65 - One Down, How Many To Go I Don't Know

Selamat Pengantin Baru kepada my mate Lokman Hamid. X ku sangka jodoh kau begitu cepat dari aku. Ingat aku jalan dulu. Hahahaha.... anyway, going to his place at Telok Gong, Klang wasn't easy. Hampas punya pelukis peta. There is no recognizable landmark on the map. We're past through Tesco, Hospital Ampuan Rahimah and numbers of landmarks they can put on the map, but NO they wont. Maybe this is part of the activities suggested by En Hamid and co. Ala-ala treasure hunt kiranya...sape sampai dapat makan nasi kenduri. After all, they got cabutan bertuah during the majlis. Yes, and it is the first time in my life to attend kenduri that have cabutan bertuah. Maybe I would consider to have BINGO session during mine. No offense.
During the way home, I've been to the part of Klang that I've never seen or been (Tersalah masuk junction). Besau gak Klang nih. Ada jugak pekan koboi kat ceruk-ceruk sana. Teringat balik masa kat Jasin.....

Next one would be Ustat Din. Thanx to Izah kerna bagitau. Ntah bila nak sampai kad. Busuk2 pun jemput pakai mulut pon jadilah ustat wei.... Maybe busy preparing for the wedding. Hope the wedding is not outside of Klang Valley. Otherwise aku takkan pergi, unless ada orang nak drive'kan aku.

Rite now, Man U is in the driving seat for securing 2nd place in EPL. They are doing well this season (at least better than the previous one). 2nd place mean automatic CL spot and that's pretty much good, coz players are not strained with busy schedule in the early season. Bit shaky here and there, otherwise they're keeping the Barclays throphy right now. Quite unfortunate, but I believe it will come to us next season.

Chapter 64 - Short Freedom

Hi. Finally my final exam ended. Out of 5 courses, I had to sit for 4 papers. The first one like hell, but the rest was quite okay. Thank to God. Im not trying to brag, but I did get out early on every paper this semester. It's just my policy to not to sit wondering for unknown answer. Soon as I finished answering questions that I can (betol salah, pedulik je), aku akan goreng je soalan2 yg x dapat dijawab, angkat tangan dan hantar kertas jawapan. Masa keluar tu control macho sket sbhb confirm ramai akan angkat kepala dan tengok org yang keluar awal.
Supposely, my fellow class mate ada tradisi lepas final paper. Kitorang akan gi makan fastfood. Sounds boring right? but that's the only time I can spend with them. This semester, aku meneruskan tradisi ni, cuma bertiga saje. Boring.

Lepas ni bleh pening kepala pikirkan pasal tempat praktikal. Haram betol tmpt yg aku mintak ni. Bleh dia hilangkan application form aku. Patutla aku menunggu sebulan tanpa jawapan. Nak marah x bleh. Resubmit dan buat bodoh je la. I'm not in position to bargain and demand. I'm just going to try to apply for a place where I can experience the boring white colar job. Elaun entah ada entah tidak. Kira kasi panas la diorang yg mengerah tenaga tapi x berbayar. Sama2 la aku ngan colleague mengutuk bakal tempat praktikal kami yg x bagi elaun (walau aku masih x confirm tempat, tapi buat2 ada).

Baru lepas main futsal ngan kengkawan. Ingat nak lepas tensen, tapi makin berbukit tensen. Dah la main x cukup korum (a.k.a x cukup star). Sebab berkongsi court ngan mamat futsal yg x dikenali, kitorang dipelawa main bersama. Haram team aku macam kayu. Bukan nak kata aku C.Ronaldo atau busuk2 pon Park Ji Sung, tapi memang aku boleh main. Kena hanjing ngan mamat futsal tu. Tercalar betol ego aku. Kena bubuh la jugak. Argh Tension aku!! Balik main Winning Eleven ngan Midi pon kitorang kena bubuh dek River Plate. Baik aku tido.