Chapter 125 - Easy Surfer

elo.. right now I'm entering the final phase of my project. A little bit touch-up to the interface as well consultation from my brother regarding the output of my system. Well, he's a QA. Since I'm dealing with ISO and standard stuff, I might as well ask him. Though I'm bit busy, at least I'm not as pressured as I was last week. I was at a point where I can't sleep. Surely Apis Wicked'Pedia won't understand that, he's a sleep master and sleep monster. Hahahaha... So, I'm slowly cruising to finish up my degree. I'm 24 and yet not working. All my friends are having the pleasure of working 9-to-5 (<-- hahahaha :) ) and get their own money (<-- huhuhuhu :( ). To tell u a secret, I hate work. I guess I can't run from it....
Oh ya, forgot to mention bout the report that i need to submit this monday. Sigh~~~

Chapter 124 - Bald and Ugly II

~~sigh~~ tomorrow's the first day of the xm. I'm still half confident whether I can get A for it or not. Still didn't finish the study. I'm the 'last minute' type of guy. It's been like that ever since I'm in school. But, say... for what...17 years of schooling (plus the University), I've always get away with the 'last minute' thing. Recently, I started my Final Year Project which I'm supposed to start it by the start of this semester. Guess what... here come Mr Last Minute. I also don't have much confident in my project becos the system is quite simple, but Mr Dregern tought me the superb-answer to the questions or any doubt by the examiners regarding my project.. which is, "The suggested system is a prototype..or..it is not in my project's scope". hahahaha... Thanx dude. I'm gonna use it wisely.
So, ok... with the exam tomorrow, I having hard time to cope. Yesterday, I went to watch Manchester game against Boro. yeah, the game end with 1-1 draw. it's quite dissappointing. The first half, I just can't concentrate watching the game. My body was there at the mapley, but my head thinking hard about the chapters that I haven't covered yet. So I decided to leave at the half time. But, it's not solely because of that....

=================DISCLAIMER================
I hate anything that goes with Chelsea. The club, manager, players, car stickers, fans, etc. To the Chelsea fan reading this blog....Shut the hell up!
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There got this fellow, who is a Chelsea fan. Aku mmg cukup meluat dgn mamat nih. This fellow macam ada note tampal kat badan dia tulis, "Mari pukul saya". Sangat bising macam gampang. I dont care if you're a Chelsea fan, Arsenal fan, or even ManU fan... be professional la bro. At least respect others. The time when Richardson scored, the score sign still showed 0-0. He laughed so hard thinking that the goal was denied. Maybe it was an offside. But seconds later, the score sign changed to 1-0, mamat tu diam je... Muka dah la buruk, ada hati nak bising2... sempat jugak aku snap gambar dia guna V3X aku... tapi gambar x clear sangat la...

Chapter 123 - Bald and Ugly

====Breaking News====

Last week, to be exact, on Friday, 12.30 am; Section 7 Shah Alam was shocked by the scream of a creature known as 'PakCik Botak'. Unfortunately, the writer wasn't there at the location to witness the event. From the reliable witnesses, 'PakCik Botak' suddenly attack a group of boy which at that particular time, having a good game of badminton. During the event, a passerby was lucky enough to snap a picture of this 'PakCik Botak' and send it over to the writer. Know that, this picture is rare as it always hide in it's cave, but sometimes do come out in the evening to play football with it's youngling. Pray to God that it's younglings won't turn out to be like 'PakCik Botak' when they grow up. Pray to God.....

Image of 'PakCik Botak'

It is said that 'PakCik Botak' lived nearby and frequently harrassed those young boys. But this time around, the young boys stood up and fight back. The scene started when 'PakCik Botak' came back from it boar hunting and found that the young boys were playing badminton past midnight. Fail to get any boar, and havent get laid for quite some time with it's wife makes 'PakCik Botak' agitated and easily angry. 'PakCik Botak' was seen observing those young boys for few minutes... then suddenly 'PakCik Botak' came close and ...

'PakCik Botak' : Lagi 5 minit!!
.midi : Apahal pulak lagi 5 minit....
'PakCik Botak' : Aku cakap 5 minit, 5 minit la!!!
.midi : Ah...Pedulik la. Haritu kawan ko main sampai pukul 1-2 pagi, x pulak ko halau!
'PakCik Botak' : Mana ada!! Aku dah suruh diorang berhenti.. (<-- 'PakCik Botak' tipu)
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'PakCik Botak' : Ko x tau sape aku!!! Aku ketua kat sini !!
.midi : Pedulik hape aku ko sape!
'PakCik Botak' : Ko jangan nak kurang ajar, aku repot polis nanti!
.midi : Repot arr... Kitorang bukan hisap dadah! Kitorang pon ada hak... tiap2 bulan bayar maintenance fee...
'PakCik Botak' : Mana ada... tu korang bayar sewa umah je...
.midi : Kejadah! tiap2 bulan bayar 40 hinggit macam ko...
'PakCik Botak' : Mana aku tau, tu bukan tanggungjawab aku!! (<-- bukan ko ngaku ketua ke tadi? Xkan x tau...)
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'PakCik Botak' : Nanti aku tutup lampu!! (<-- sambil berjalan menuju ke kotak suis)
dregern : Tutup arr kalau berani....kitorang bukak balik!
'PakCik Botak' : Aku tutup ni... (<-- x tutup2 jugak)
dregern : Tutup arr...
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'PakCik Botak' masih x tutup lampu dan bergegas pergi...sambil mencarut...Bergegas ke kawan2 nya, tapi sorang pon kawan dia x datang tolong. Bangang!

Other report can be read at Apis Wicked'Pedia's blog. Remember... Wanting others to respect you, you have to respect others first. Plus... be fair and don't 'berat seblah'. and to 'PakCik Botak'.... Cari duit banyak2 pastu pegi Yun Nam Hair Care. Tanam akar rambut.

Chapter 122 - Ruthless

Wow... United trashed Roma 7-1. What a result. Down by 2-1 at Roma, the 2nd leg was suprisingly easy for United. Roma was unable to fight back. I just thought that they can reach 10 goals.... hahahaha, kejam sangat la pulak. Anyway, semifinal with Milan/Bayern surely going to be interesting. Last meeting, United was eliminated by Milan at QuarterFinal and United did a superb comeback over Bayern by beating them to win the Champions League Final. Phew.... I just can't wait, man...... But, even with the trashing, it was sultried by Chelsea win over Valencia. Hampeh, playing in own territory, still x dpt nak kekang Chelsea. Anyway, confirm Chelsea akan jumpa Liverpool... unless PSV bleh buat magical comeback dengan menang 4-0. Impossible, but hey! bola itu bulat....

Aku ada 1 isu disini.... What the hell is this?!!
Kalau sesape yang x tau.. itu bag untuk simpan handphone. Dan soalannya, KENAPA PERLU ADA BAG/SARUNG NAK SIMPAN HANDPHONE? Adakah kerana ianya comel? Adakah anda akan nampak lebih cute jika mempunyai bag handphone? Adakah dengan memilikinya, lebih ramai jantan @ betina akan tertarik kepada anda? Atau adakah anda hendak melindungi handphone anda dari calar? kalau begitu, jangan pakai handphone.

Curious of how to use it? Kata ada orang call anda...

1. Telefon berdering (itu pon belom tentu bleh dengar, sebab telefon anda dalam sarung kan??), cuma rasa getar ala2 vibrator.
2. Bawak keluar bag handphone dari poket @ handbag (bagi perempuan).
3. Terhegeh2 mengeluarkan handphone dari sarung. Kalau sarung tu diikat mati, abaikan point ke-4. Dah xde maknanya....
   
4. Anda mungkin dapat jawab ataupun x dapat jawab sebab dah abih buang masa kat point-1 hingga point-3.

Kalau orang yang call anda itu boss anda, tentu anda dah kena pecat. Ataupun yang call tu dari Stesen radio yang menawarkan hadiah dengan cuma menjawab telepon saje, dah tentu anda kerugian. Adakah anda mahu rugi atau dipecat? jika tidak, sila buang bag handphone itu jauh2.

====Word of wisdom. Courtesy of Apis Wicked'Pedia====

"Orang negro tu gelap sebab banyak minum coke"

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Chapter 121 - ZZzzzZZZzzzZ

Alo... this post must be late at least a week. So, suck it up!

I just want to say that I was wrong. I thought that all computer and math students are geeks and nerds. They are; but these geeks and nerds really do know how to dress-up. I did mention about the Pre-Grad Night, it was on last Friday. The theme was 'fusion glamour’ (<-- x nak kalah btol organizer nih) and all of us dressed up pretty well that night. Almost all the guys pakai blazer (<-- mcm dah rancang plak). Ada sorang mamat ni exaggerate gila... siap pakai topi godfather pastu balik kampung pinjam tongkat atuk dia. Ke hulu ke hilir dia menghayun tongkat atuk dia. Member2 semeja aku dah meluat, tapi bagi aku, as long tongkat dia tu x hayun kat aku, aku x kesah. Malam tu juga diserikan dengan kehadiran celebrities, mcm Waheeda yang menyanyikan beberapa lagu yang x hit itu tapi audience buat2 hit. Ada juga Adam AF yang datang untuk tidak menyanyikan lagu, tapi untuk melantak. Tapi, yang lebih memeranjatkan kami adalah kehadiran bintang lakonlayar dari negara seberang~~ Irwanshah, yang popular dengan cerita "Heart" itu. Walaupun sibuk dengan projek filem barunya yang bertajuk "Network Monitoring: Codename Nagios" itu, tapi dia dapat meluangkan masa utk menceriakan majlis. Kami seisi meja 18 ingin mengucapkan terima kasih kerana sudi datang ke majlis yang memang x seberapa itu.

Irwanshah bergambar dengan salah seorang peminatnya.

Anyway, the food was nice, except organizer buat style buffet. Ramai komplen bila dpt tau makan style buffet, ye la, even I'm not comfortable lining up to get the food. Cam kat kem pelarian la pulak. Tapi since kitorang pakai smart2, rasa cam kat kem pelarian utk org2 kacak pula. Hahahahaha....

So, from my observation, somehow I can relate to characters in Starcraft..

Beratur jenis bangsa x civilize, agak licik dan dalam masa yang sama keji. Nampak ada member dah dekat2 meja buffet tu, gi la buat2 sembang. Nak sembang saje x kesah, ni jenis yang sambil sembang sambil amik pinggan pastu kaut semua jenis lauk-pauk yang ada. Mereka ini kategori Zerg.

Ada yang jenis pandai tahap Protoss. Nasi dia x sentuh sbb nasi ni komoditi murah yang mudah didapati dimana2. Amik lauk yang mahal2 cam udang ngan fillet ikan. Amik bukan sepinggan-dua. Tapi berpinggan-pinggan. Kesudahannya, x abis.

Yang Terran pulak lebih bersifat kepada manusia. Haloba. Mereka ini berlumba2 memenuhkan pinggan dengan semua lauk pauk. Semua nak sumbat dalam satu pinggan, bak laki mahupun perempuan. Nak rasa semuanya kata mereka. Bak kata, kalau dah bayar RM50 tu, makanan yang diambil tu, mesti melebihi harga bayarannya; hatta ianya Rm50.01 sekalipon.

Ada juga yang jatuh dalam kategori Hybrid. Mereka ini hasil pensenyawaan 2 hingga 3 suku kaum yang telah disebut tadi. Ada Zerg yang mempunyai sifat2 Terran.... ada juga Protoss yang bersifat Zerg...dan juga beberapa kombinasi yang x mustahil difikirkan. Sekian....