Chapter 118 - Miss'ed

Helo... boku ga inakute ka. shimpai ja nai, boku wa koko de imasu. Hehehehe... what the hell I'm mumbling about? Actually I said, "is it lonely without me? Don't worry, I'm here". Kenapa lak aku nak showoff bahasa jepun nih? Cakap melayu pon masih terabur.... No particular reason, memang nak showoff. At least I learned something as well as you guys who read this, right? Aku pon bukan buleh cakap fluently, kena bukak kamus jugak. Tgk macam Mahadzir Lokman tu, buleh cakap multiple language. Multiple language dia bukannya bahasa jawa, bahasa melayu baku, bahasa melayu pasar, english, ataupun bahasa yang biasanya dicipta oleh budak2 skolah yang mana korang kena ganti huruf "w" atau "m" pada setiap sukukata. Macam bengap pon ada derang nih kan? Ah, anyway, if i'm not mistaken, he's fluent in japanese, mandarin, arabic and few other languages. He's even offered to work with CNN and fortunately he didn't take the offer, because CNN is sooo biased; and they're not news supplier, they're propaganda tools.

Currently, there are some issues with blogging in Malaysia. Apparently, those who found sultrying or demeaning M'sian Goverment will be severely punished. Nasib baik blog aku cuma kutuk kawan2 saje dan bukannya kutuk kerajaan. Fuhhh... Ada diantara bloggers yang aktif menentang campurtangan kerajaan terhadap freedom of speech ni. Since aku tgh buat research pasal topik ni, aku ada in-sight sket pasal kes ni. Malas nak explain panjang2, macam la aku ni pensyarah atau lawyer yang bertauliah, tapi apa yang aku buleh cakap, even human rights macam Freedom of speech ni void if it is found breaching the Federal Constitution. Our Federal Constitution exist to protect public security, public morality and public policy. So, there's no case at all. Apa la salahnya blogger2 tu bercerita pasal kucing diorang ke... perkelahan keluarga di Ulu Yam ke... statistik jualan basikal BMX dipasaran Malaysia ke... ni tidak, nak jugak "bubuh" kerajaan. Ces ces ces...

Just recently aku terbaca dalam newspaper pasal our forgotten billionaire, Dr Ellie. He believed that he'd been ripped off by Forbes. Dia x percaya kenapa nama dia x ada dalam Billionaires' list yang mana adanya nama2 seperti TS Ananda Krishnan, Robert Kuok, Bill Gates, etc,. OK, for the FIRST and the LAST time, "YOU ARE A BROKE, LYING NOBODY!". Why must he keep charading his "wealth"? Also, from the newspaper quote:

"I can prove it. I’ll show you if you come to my house."

“If I show you US$7 billion (RM24.52 billion), would you put my name on the list? I can show the money to you."

“However, you have to give me two hours notice before you come to my house,” he said.

If i'm his father-in-law, after hearing that, it would take me:-

0.5 seconds to realize that he's lying.
15 seconds to go to kitchen and grab a knife.
3 seconds to stab him in the chest.

approximately, 18.5 seconds to solve the problem.
Done.