Chapter 143 - Mock

I've read this on someone's friendster account. U know, the part where u briefly write something about yourself.. So she wrote this,

"NEVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT"

Wow. That is deep..... deep in Crap Land. How did I add her as my friend. Honestly. I must be friggin sleepy. Well, I just want to know something bout her, and all I get is this. I can imagine how she'll do in work interview...


Mr. Interviewer : Well, by the look from your resume, it fit the requirement that we needed as a marketing director here in SureLingkup Sdn Bhd... Great communication skills, exellent grades from your university, oh.. you even went to "Microsoft Words Camp for Incompetence Beings" in 98...Yep, I was there a year before. But....the thing is, your profile seems to be missing here. Can you briefly explain about yourself?

Miss XXXX : I NEVER EXPLAIN MYSELF TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES ME WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mr. Interviewer : Er....Okay...... I guess profile is not that important.. Who cares if you a serial murderer, arsonist or a horse rapist... as long as you can sell, sell, sell. Right? So, how much you demand for your salary?

Miss XXX X : I NEVER EXPLAIN MY SALARY DEMAND TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES ME WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mr. Interviewer : Errrr.....Alright.........

silent

Mr. Interviewer : So, I assume you OK with basic of RM2000. Well, don't you want to know about your benefits from working here?

Miss XXXX : NEVER EXPLAIN YOUR COMPANY'S BENEFITS TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOUR COMPANY DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOUR COMPANY WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mt. Interviewer : Working hour?

Miss XXXX : NEVER EXPLAIN YOUR COMPANY'S WORKING HOUR TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOUR COMPANY DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOUR COMPANY WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mr. Interviewer : Allowance?

Miss XXXX : NEVER EXPLAIN YOUR COMPANY'S ALLOWANCE TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOUR COMPANY DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOUR COMPANY WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mr. Interviewer : You are a friggin retard!

Miss XXXX : I NEVER EXPLAIN MY RETARDNESS TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME DOESN'T NEED IT. AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES ME WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Mr. Interviewer : OK! This session is officially over! You can go now!

Miss XXXX : So.......When can I start?

Mr. Interviewer : Go to hell!