Chapter 51 - My Oh My....

I did some changes in my blog. Not much or significance I can say. Just a mp3 player on the sidebar. But, due to the size of that mp3, probably your(and my) internet browser will take some(or a lot of) time to download it. So, we might hear lagu separuh-separuh. Cam Siot! Pasni aku nak cari software yang bleh edit mp3 dan reduce the size. It'll be pretty much convenience afterwards. Before this aku punya la cari file hosting yang bleh aku uploadkan mp3, turn out that most if it kena bayar or subscribe. Masa search tu semua describe "free", but there's nothing free in this world maa!! This particular file hosting pon aku dapat dari mana forum ntah. So, unless internet speed korang laju, mmg sakit hati jugak la nak dengar lagu nih.

You also can download the wallpaper by clicking on it. Think so.... (never try before). Oh yea, tomorrow is my first paper. All I need is double ME. While 'he' go take the exam, the real me is at home sleeping. Hahahah.... I wish!!! Actually, aku nih traume sket bila time exam besar2 nih. Kalau dulu(masa primary + secondary school), small matter pon aku exaggerate'kn. Nak explain camne pon payah. But soon, after studying in U, those habits of mine disperse. Still remember, masa sem III kat UTMKL, I'd miss my mathemathic exam. Guess what i'm doing at that moment? Basuh akuarium. Hahahaha(how I can laugh at this?!). Talking bout miss-read. The next day, dengan ilmu matematik pekat didada, aku melangkah kedalam dewan yang kosong. I was cuak to death bila tengok jadual xm. Turn out, I'm sitting for other paper on that day. Jawab je la walaupon haram x baca langsung. My closest fren(that time, not anymore...) bleh tanya, "Eh, ko kat mana semalam...tak nampak ko pon...". Dah tau tak nampak aku, bukan nak telepon. Kalau aku x datang hari tu, aku rasa sampai bila pon dia takkan tepon aku tanya kabar. Like what people said; That's what a fren for, destroying my life....

Masa Raya, pernah tak korang experience budak2 yang korang x pernah tengok @ kenal datang nak beraya tapi hakikatnya diorang cuma nak duit raya je.... Nak halau x sampai hati kan??... Ever think of a way to counter it? Ni sikit tips and hints:

> Bila dengar diorang datang, cepat2 tutup mulut and mute the damn TV. Stay camouflage. Kalau diorang bagi salam, jawab! (x jawab dosa!). Tapi jawab slow2. Turn yourself into whispering mode.
*Taktik ni x jadi bila pintu @ tingkap depan rumah korang terbuka luas. So, proceed to the next point...

> This method require capital a.k.a money. Sebelum Raya, beli sebiji rumah merah (price ranging from RM200 - RM1000++. Depend on quality), 3 biji oren dan sepeket colok. U know where this going to... Pagi raya, lepas sembahyang raya, pacakkan rumah merah kat depan rumah korang, letakkan 3 biji oren dan bakarkan colok.
*Although it'll cost u some money, but look at the bright side, u can use it every raya...

> Go to any supermarket, look for "BEWARE DOGS" or "DOGS:TRESPASSER WILL BE BITE TO DEATH" plaque. Hang it in front of your house. To make it super real, rent or buy a dog and chained it in front of your house. I mostly recommend Rottweiler.
* There're suggestions from my fren to use bear traps and electric fences. But I instantly wrote it off. I dont want to kill the kids, just to drive them away. So, I hope these guides will help u on the next raya.