Chapter 62 - Teach Me

Just finished presented one of my final project. A burden lifted, but there's still some more... Nak cerita, bebudak kelas aku sume cuak ngan lecturer sorang ni. Nak kata makan orang tu x la... tapi kejam la jugak. Dengan muka yg tiada perasaan, dia boleh mengungkapkan, "kelakarnya...." pada bebudak satu masa dulu. Ironi....... Antara quote kengkawan aku...

"Aku rasa cam kat sekolah balik....kalau x siap homework kena berdiri atas kerusi...." - Ahmar.

"Kawan aku cakap, dia ni anak emak" - Hahnis.
Aku tanya balik, "Mana ko tau?".
Jawab Hahnis, "Sebab dia pakai inai."
"Bangangnya ngko...", jawab hati kecilku.

"Dia tu psycho la, aku x suka sangat dia ajar, bla...bla...bla..." - Rohzita.
"Tapi subjek dia aku dapat A", sambungnya lagi....
"Pehal lu minah nak komplen.....", jawab aku dalam hati...

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To those who may concern.... I'm trying to trash all my housemate and if possible, my neighbours in Winning Eleven. But the developer just wont make it easy for me. Kenapa susah sangat nak placing untuk menanduk bola.






















































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Chapter 61 - Look, I've Found A Moron!

Yesterday, I was surfing the Internet. Looking for solution for my PC problem. Apparently, at every boot, my XP will display something about "Sembako-cgvjlni.exe missing". I immediately recognize that this is some kind of virus. So I went searching in Yahoo! and clicked on the most top link available. Guess what I found? A moron.

Spot anything moronic? You might not see it as the picture might be bit small. Let me enlarge it.

What's up with that, jackass? Unfortunately, this fellow is from M'sia an one of the thing that I pitied M'sia is for having this idiot running freely in this peace nation....

Anyway, what's that suppose to mean? Are all M'sian stupid like you? Don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit if you want to be an idiot, but don't drag others in your obsession of "look... i'm stupid" thingy. Anyway, wasnt "sorry for my broken english" is enough? Just for your info, not all geeks, computer nerds as well as tech support coming from the United State, your imaginary state of perfect english and bullshit; but most of them are from around the world... Brasil, Philiphine, France, Korea.. you name it. Try reading their articles and you understand how broken some of them can be.

I wish your PC infected by unremoval virus that make you PC unable to reboot; so you cannot log into Internet and write crap. Anyway, what's NHFTech? Some kind of homo code?

Chapter 60 - I'm Cool

Now, people are talking and furious about harga minyak. Apparently, harga minyak seliter naik lagi. Bukan 2-3 cents, tapi 30 cents. Though, I'm one of the sufferer (Aku pakai keta maa...), I'm not in a mood to argue. It's understandable. M'sia afterall the 2nd cheap after Brunei. Xleh fight la Brunei. Rakyat x ramai, syarikat minyak derang adalah milik rakyat. Even goyang kaki pun rakyat derang ada share dalam syarikat minyak tu. *Dont correct me even if I'm wrong, I'm a proud person. Still, xde mood nak argue walaupun byk bende nak cakap. Sekarang ni aku lebih mengelak dari fikir banyak. Nak cakap x pikir langsung, tu nak jadi bodoh namanya. Anyway, maybe my left and right brain hemisphere x defrag lagi. Example, yesterday aku gi membeli-belah di Giant. Reason is to buy stuff cam ration, produk2 kebersihan dan kecantikan dan apa-apalah yg aku teringin nak beli. Punyala malas nak pikir, aku main sauk je sabun cap DONA. Bila dah sampai umah, aku belek kotak sabun tu. Moment of silent kejap.....DONA??!! What the hell!!! Punya berbaris sabun2 berjenama seperti Dove, LUX, Dettol, etc., aku boleh amik sabun cap DONA. Still..... What The HELL??!!

Trademark kengkawan disini:

Yang Blur :
1. Yosh!
2. Chewah <--- this one act as a canceller.
Exp: "Ada duit nanti aku belanja korang makan, CHEWAH!"
Meaning: Dia xkan belanja.
3. Keep Up, Come On <--- The most annoying so far. Katanya, diambik dari Harry Potter
Pronounciation: With English tongue.
When: Sebelum nak keluar rumah gi kelas.

Yang Otaku :
1. Nandaiyo (Nan-dai-yok)
Translation: Something like "What!" (with attitude) in japanese language.
2. Few japanese phrases yang aku x dapat nak tangkap.
My reaction: "Whatever dude....."

Yang Layan Drama Jepun :
1. Macam mana ek
Meaning: Macam mana ek
2. Cam ni la.....
Exp: "Korang pegi makan x ajak, CAM NI LA...."

Yang Kacak Tapi Sebenarnya X Kacak :
1. Kacak Giler
Exp: "Ko punya handset ke ni? KACAK GILER"