Chapter 59 - My Philocoffee

Not long time ago, my fren gave me something to read about. It's an online journal of a person. Aku dah x ingat link dia. Something sound like 'outpost 9' or 'outpost 69' or whatever. Its a journal of a american teacher, teaching english somewhere in Japan. I didn't manage to finished it, sbb byk sgt post. But, journal dia so damn hilarious. Kawan aku ckp, "once you read it, it'll change your perspective of japanese people". Actually, aku kurang suprise dgn apa yang aku baca. I've kinda expected it.

Review of 'outpost 9' or whatever : About day-life of an american teacher in japan teaching english to kids. Budak2 dari first grade hingga ke middle school, sume dia penah ajar. Kids there know stuffs bout sex already. Even for budak2 first grade. Read it to believe it and laugh bout it.

Even after read for few posts and amazed by their pervert'ness, I'd still love Japan. I love their culture (not that I hate mine) and places over there. OK, maybe to much watching j-drama, but it didnt change the fact that I like there.

Speaking of J-drama, aku ada sorang housemate yang mudah dipengaruhi oleh citer2 jepun ni. Of course, kat umah ni aku la pembekal citer2 jepun, and he watched all the drama I recommended him to watch. Ada sekali tu aku bagi cerita 'kiwa wa petto' ( U R my pet ), he's been in a good mood for few days. Asked me to teach few japanese greetings and scream the hell out of it every his spare time. Which is kinda annoying but fun to layan. Before that, aku kasi cerita 'Hana yori dango' a.k.a meteor garden and he's been bragging bout going to Japan, DAILY! So few days ago, I gave him '1 liter of tears'. Trust me, It's a tear-jerking drama (read the review, you wont miss the word "tear-jerking"). Lagi sedih dari 'Summer Snow'. Since then, he's in a slump mood. Sulking bcos of the drama. Didnt concentrate in his class. TAK TIPU BEB! Hahahahaha........

Chapter 58 - One Head or Just You?

What type of fren do you prefer? The one yg sekepala or totally opposite with you? Can you define sekepala? For me, kawan "yang sekepala" bukanla kawan yang mempunyai minat yang sama dgn anda. They do not have the same interests with you. Kawan "yang sekepala" adalah kawan yg despise the same thing. X kesah la bende tu orang ke, cikgu ke, pemerintah ke, game ke; but most definitely, kawan anda yang lain. Perhatikan diri sendri dah cukup. Contohnya, 3 orang (A, B ngan C). 3 makhluk ni suka main bola (kira mempunyai minat yang sama), tapi A ngan B benci giler kat C sebab C perangai cam sial. A ngan B menyampah giler ngan C (despise the same thing). So, most of the time A and B hang-out, kutuk C blakang-blakang. So, A ngan B dikira sekepala. Tu je...

Aku nak kira kawan baik tu banyak.... kawan yg jahat tapi mulia pon ada.... tapi aku xleh handle kawan yang gelabah. Pikir sendri bagus. Xnak ngaku kalah dan salah. Pikir sendri bagus lagi. Angkat bakul, dalam bakul sendri juga ada. Meluat habis.... Xnak ngumpat la kat sini.

Tapi ada kes dulu ngan roomate member aku. Aku slalu lepak bilik member aku tu. Pastu satu hari ni aku perasan yang roomate dia tambat kerusi kat meja study dia. APA KEJADAHNYA... aku tanya member aku ni. Dia kata roomate dia ni selfish sket. Kira aku ngan member aku ni sekepala la..... So, 1 hari ni aku cakap kat roomate dia dalam nada bergurau, "pe cerita ikat kerusi ni?? nak alih x bleh la.... ko ni, jual ikan la....". Aku maksudkan jual ikan tu 'selfish'. Dia senyap jek, tapi mesti dalam hati dia kata,"Lebih la ni main nama bapak aku.... tau la bapak aku Embong". HAHAHAHAHHAAH.......Get it? Selfish = jual ikan = Embong = ikan Kembong. Jahat x jahat la aku....

Chapter 57 - Laptop, BZ, Tired

I swear i've never been this bz. So tired. With non-stop assignments, projects, presentations and shits, I can't sleep peacefully at night. Before i can shut these sexy pair of eye, I'll always think bout stuffs, worrying sick if i can't finish it in time. DAMN!! Lately i cant get any decent sleep. With morning classes..... absolutely tiring....

I "borrowed" my dad's laptop and upgraded it.
256 MB DRAM -> 768 MB DRAM
20 GB HD -> 60 GB HD
DVD ROM -> DVD burner

Of course after these xpensive upgrade, I wont give back this laptop to my dad. I can, but I wont. Nasib la....

Amirul Fahrin is almost 2 months old. Aku suka kejut baby tido. Best. Ye la...sementara masih boleh kacau.....

How to apply math in life:
statements
MRR2 retak lagi = jam la MRR2 = aku xleh balik ikut NKVE lagi sbb aku kena lalu situ nanti = Lebuh Mahameru brtambah bz = Samy Vellu sengal

conclusion
MRR2 retak jika dan hanya jika Samy Vellu sengal

Ada Apa Ngan Valentine Day
xde pape. Valentine day is for suckers. Luckily Im single. If (one day) my gfren asked to celebrate, aku akan bawa dia ke lorong-lorong belakang yang gelap... then heheheeheh...... kutip botol2 terbuang utk di-recycle. What else?